CAN YOU SCORE ONE GOAL?

Aim. Charge. Shoot. Discover new ways to embarrass yourself.

0SHOTS

0GOALS

0DISASTERS

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👆 Tap the goal to aim. Hold SHOOT (or SPACE) and release in the green zone.

SHOT POWER hold to charge

SHOT CURVE 0

DISASTERS DISCOVERED 0/14

The goal is massive. What could possibly go wrong?